Joe Judge blames the NFL’s luxurious Bose ™ headphones for the Giants’ incompetence

Don't judge the headphones, buddy.

Don’t judge the headphones, buddy.
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The New York Giants are 2-6 and blame inanimate objects for their failure.

Coach Joe Judge’s mismanagement of time away was on display Monday night when he chose not to stop the clock before the 2-minute warning, leaving his offense less time to drive a potential field goal to tie the game. game (or touchdown to win the game, but again), Giants definitely first).

That series ended with QB Daniel Jones being sacked on the fourth down, and the game ended with the Chiefs kneeling in front of the clock. After the game, Judge blamed headphones for his frivolous use of time-outs, saying that communication problems ruined the replacement packages and forced him.

The judge also said that this has happened in every game this year, but stated that he did not want to “do this over stupid headphones. “

Too late.

You’re 39 Joe, saying you got hacked is reserved for athletes (and politicians) who don’t know how to use direct messages, not head coaches who don’t know how to use headphones. Plus, the NFL would like you to know that their Bose headphones are amazing and flawless. The league issued a concise statement rebuking the Giants coach’s claims (but not concise enough to omit product placement):

But if Judge wants to do more than just his underperforming soccer team, this is what he should have done. He should have been aiming for “progress,” like losing to just the defending AFC champs on the road by 3, or his two-game streak of not allowing a TD before the half. (They have been outscored 42-0 in the last two minutes of the first half of this season.)

I’m looking for answers like Eli Manning on Monday Night Football ManningCast after Jon Stewart asked him, “What exactly (is the offensive line) built for, Eli? Because I don’t think it’s blocking. “

But unlike Eli, I don’t have Peyton or a guest to help me find an answer for this Giants team. Maybe that’s what Judge should do the next time he wants to blame technology: The Mannings had no trouble booking cameos in New York.

“Joe, the NFL says your Bose headphones are flawless and not to blame for the communication disruption, and it also says you didn’t notify anyone about the problem during the game. What happened?”

“Umm, here’s Michael Strahan.”

Monday night’s ManningCast had to be especially depressing for New York fans, as Eli and Co. was just as angry / disappointed as real Giants fans do. Here’s a text message I got through a Giant thread that I’m on:

“Joe Burrow was punched in the throat and could still communicate. Blaming the headphones is ridiculous. “

OK, I lied, I sent it to the thread. However, the texts of the true fans were too long to repeat. I’d say Judge is out of reach, but already used an underwater analogy, so I’m pretty sure you know the boat is going into water.

We’re halfway through the season and Daniel Jones is the Giants’ main running back, the defense isn’t rescuing anyone, the flags have denied the winning plays, the Giants fans are starting to sound like the Knicks fans used to. and Judge can’t hear any of that – Or maybe it’s just the headphones? (Also, #FireGettleman.)

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